Breath of the Wild

I'm a Local Guide on Google Maps and it often asks me to review places. Today it's bugging me about "How was your visit to American Access Technologies?"

I don't know how to explain to this thing that I wasn't at American Access Technologies, I was peeing in the woods behind their parking lot.

"Bathroom facilities are very scenic"?

The Reeds

Did I ever share the story about sitting up at night as a kid because I couldn't sleep?

Also, another sanity check on my part, did any of you ever come across a weird/creepy story called "The Reeds"? It was about some people on some sort of expedition who get lost in this massive marsh with a bunch of reed beds and people start hallucinating that the marsh plants are out to get them. They start dying off one by one because one member of the group actually is turning into a sort of sentient plant or plant elemental-type of being.

If you haven't then I probably made it up and should write it for real. But I've gone through all my books here, searched Google, and can't find the story anywhere. There's apparently a British suspense movie by the same name that Rotten Tomatoes hated, but it seems it's more of a crime story than a supernatural one.